yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool
men are so unbelievably rude to women they don’t find attractive
to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for
dual screen
youve ruined everything
you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects due monday first
getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don't have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling
getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living
Highschool Sentence Starters
"So... What are you in detention for?"
"I saw you're having a lot of trouble in class. I can tutor you, if you want."
"Can I draw you? It's for an art project and you have the most perfect profile."
"Whoa, wait, you've never been to a real party before?!"
"Don't think I haven't heard you gossiping about me. Do you really think that?"
"Crap! I'm so sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going!"
"I'm new, and every other lunch table is full. Can I sit here?"
"Wait, you're a twin? There's TWO of you?"
"Hey! Back off would you?"
"Shut up, I'm trying to hear the teacher."
"I guess we're paired up for the 'robot baby' project. Nice to meet you."
"Why did you just let those bullies do that to you?"
"I don't want to talk about the bullies, okay?"
"You want me to do /what/ with you in the janitor's closet?"
"I'm not breaking into the school files, are you kidding me?!"
"So... wanna make out in some janitor's closet?"
"Does this make us Friends with Benefits?"
"Did you leave this love letter in my locker?"
they should have a tinder for friends like hey girl wyd wanna drink wine and get our nails done
please someone make this app
